This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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