i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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