I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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