i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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