alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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