You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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