D3 body, D1 cock
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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