I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
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