i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
The ass gains better be worth it
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