just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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