Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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