This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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