K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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