he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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