The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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