I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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