What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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