just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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