I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
there is glitter all over my balls
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