even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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