Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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