i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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