I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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