Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
This is classic penis vs brain.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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