A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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