That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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