Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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