I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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