Having a random hookup so left but love u
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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