I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
