Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
The power of my boobs compel you
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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