they need to just BURY HIM!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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