you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
