I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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