Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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