I'm going to jail i love you
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Blow job season was short but glorious.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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