at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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