Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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