these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Randomize
