I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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