Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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