I'm lost and stupid without you.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
do herpes really smell.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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