If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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