Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize