Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize