Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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