how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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