I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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