Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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