God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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