Your tits are I can't wait for
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
she looked like the before picture.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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