Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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