im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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