How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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