gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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