i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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